So since I've had reliable access to computers at home, I've always fiddled with music programs. And over the years I've been pretty successful in keeping all my musical abortions around. But I was like a magpie-just collecting them to have them. Then, yesterday I was shuffling through my iTunes library and they came up, and I figured, "I have suffered alone at their hands for too long. I must turn these on the world!"

Expect a constant stream of music of questionable quality in the coming months, with updates here.